You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I'm at about main and main street
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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