Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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