he thought i was a dude.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
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we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
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Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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