You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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