maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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