u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
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