you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
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We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
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Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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