Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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