I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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