pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
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