btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
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We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
We had sex on a dog bed..
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
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You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Drunk is not a location!
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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