I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
Randomize
