Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
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getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
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Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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