dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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