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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Its about making memories worth repressing
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Randomize
