Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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