i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
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