I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize