we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
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I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
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Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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