Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
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i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
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I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
The cabbie told me fat girls shouldn't wear tight clothes, and that he feels bad for the guys that have to be underneath them, especially because their positions are "very limited" and proceeded to ask me if I had a trash can and if I could throw something away for him. Don't worry though, he promised it wasn't anything "bad". He then handed me a tied up grocery bag with a bunch of wadded up Kleenex that weighed about 3 pounds. To answer your question, yes I made it home. Fml
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
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