If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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