I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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