i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I queefed so loud it echoed.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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