I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
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its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Just high enough for therapy.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
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Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize