Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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