Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
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yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
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Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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