Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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