i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
im about as happy as oj after his trial
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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