his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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