I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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