I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
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everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
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Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
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have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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