I wannas sexs uuuuu
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Someone shattered a urinal.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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