Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
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He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
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My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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