school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
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Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
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we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
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