About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
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Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
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Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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