Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I just want to make out with him forever
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
Randomize
