So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
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