Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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