He disabled his match.com account in front of me
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
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he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
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I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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