I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
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yo everyone went to the hospital last night
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
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I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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