so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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