The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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