the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Randomize
