found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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