dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
There are leaves in my underwear?
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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