Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Randomize
