We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
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