And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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