2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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