Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
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Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
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Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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