just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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