I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
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I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
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Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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