He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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