I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt