What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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