In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
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is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
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No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.