If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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