Already got asked if we're dating
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
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Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
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I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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